Hello, my name is Hope. My hobbies include getting my jamn joke into as many conversations as possible, balancing cups on my head, and using the phonetic alphabet on the phone.

Posts tagged i am lame.

Did you hear about the horse who listened to too much grindcore?

He had a Neighpalm Death.

captainhair:

I can’t take this photo seriously anymore

I haven’t seen Betty Blue Eyes but last night I dreamt that I had. The entire play happened and it was basically just this picture as a song and dance routine on a revolving stage. (It was brilliant.)

I’m tidying my room (well, at the moment I’m having a chocolate break) and I just found some indelible markers that actually work and I’m finding it quite hard to fight the urge to draw on EVERYTHING.

My room is filled with bits of rubbish with doodles on which I’m going to post because they made me laugh:

DYSON EVERYWHERE.

Sherlock is made of scarves.

‘Holmesoerotic’

The perils of slightly drunk paper cutting… something I thought was a good idea but, as I realised after I’d done it, really wasn’t.

I made a Dalek headband using tiny plastic Daleks from Doctor Who Adventures magazine. Earrings next!

How might you ask Sir Arthur Conan Doyle to make a phone call?

“Sir Arthur, call ‘n’ dial.”

I just went into the kitchen like Reece doing his ‘woman inside a lion’ walk/crawl

I thought this was quite very funny. No one else did.

Okay.

I just saw some League Of Gentlemen screencaps and actually went “FUCK, I have to watch it RIGHT NOW” out loud, then remembered that I have hot chocolate downstairs and I experienced one of those beautiful but very fleeting moments of sheer euphoria and did a little dancey flail.

While I’m going through photos, here’s one of me on New Years’ Eve, being ~cool~ and staying in drawing with my Christmas tablet.

When someone comments that your super long stripy scarf is a little Doctor-esque and you take your sonic screwdriver out of your pocket…

Sherlock makes jam for science and knows that John likes it, y’know, so thinks he’ll give it to him, just because. So he makes tea and toast ready for when he wakes up in the mornings and leaves little notes asking John to rate it so he can improve on his recipe. For science.

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Title: Sparkle & Shine Artist: Various Artists 30 plays

andrealein:

bitnotgood:

Nativity! - Sparkle and Shine

… because it’s been in my head all morning. And yesterday. And the day before. It’s ridiculous, I haven’t even watched the film since before Christmas. :)

This is my expression right now:

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